Happy Birthday, Me!
Okay, okay -- here's the Lily Janega Second Birthday Photo Op Drinking* Game (tm). Play along at home!
Pose, but then stop smiling an instant before your parents take the picture? Drink!
Convince your parents to bribe you with a sticker for a smile, then crawfish and plant it on your knee when they click the shutter? Drink!
Put that sticker on your bellybutton THROUGH THE TOP OF YOUR SHIRT? Drink!
Cheerfully say "Bye, bye!" when one of your parents walks away in exasperation? Ha, ha! You've got it! Drink!
Blue steel. Drink! I WIN!
Approach camera to survey damage. And if that doesn't make your parents want a drink**, nothing will! I call my team the Terrible Twos. I need no other teammates.
* Milk.
** Not necessarily milk.
