Aunt Laura taught me to be bold with my haircuts, and the next day, Mom gave me my first daring hairstyle. Dad says: Sadly, I will go back to work eventually, and my camera too, leaving Lily's First Head Lifting, Lily's First Word Attempt, the Writing of Lily's First Symphony, and Lily's Finest Bowel Movement sadly--criminally--underdocumented. That said, Dad's videocamera was present for Lily's First Shampoo Mohawk, perhaps our first look at what will become her eventual GLBC one-woman monologue show in which the stories of her hard core haircut, tatoos and multiple eyebrow piercings are explained. "My Dad drove me to it," she'll say. I'll weep then. But now, check out the sneer she can muster with that mohawk!